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[31 Oct 2005|11:07am]
I've moved.

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It's boring as all hell, but if you give a shite, I'll add you and all.
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[29 Sep 2005|11:41pm]
[ mood | sleepy ]

Why does nobody want me to pimp their site? Let me pimp it, dammit!

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Whoever said revenge is not the answer was a flaming retard. [28 Sep 2005|08:21am]
[ mood | devious ]

I've thought up my revenge. It will be simple. It will be sweet. I just got the upper hand back in this "relationship", so it won't be hard to go through with. I feel quite nice right now...compared to how I've been feeling for a while now. All the slimy guys that used to hit on me before are slowly making their way back because they know that I'm back on the market and David is freakishly jealous, though he claims that he's not. He told me how pretty I look today and said that he wants to eat lunch with me. (I've been stupidly starving myself, so this will be something new.) Of course I will dine with him because it's part of my plan. Ah. I feel so much better than yesterday. It's marvelous. (Thank you to everyone for their kind words yesterday. Sometimes, you folks can be the best therapy. You and a healthy dose of my good ol' friend Zoloft.)

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Oral, B! [20 Aug 2005|01:23pm]
[ mood | curious ]

Actually, I was have been wondering about this for a while now. Doesn't that brand name seem a bit suggestive? I mean, Oral B? What's that all about?

.....

Oral, bitch!
(I just had to say it...)

Oh, and thanks Mark for the gmail invite. Yooz da bomb.

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[20 Aug 2005|01:20pm]
[ mood | melancholy ]

I'm sorry. I just haven't got it in me to post here too often anymore. Yes, I repeat myself often, but how else will I get the occasional post in?

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[04 Aug 2005|06:09am]
[ mood | disappointed ]

I ran away from home and the place at which I'm staying is worse than Hell itself.

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[18 Jul 2005|05:15pm]
[ mood | nauseated ]

If you email me, I promise to read all of your joural entries from here on out. You will be on my new bestest friends list. Don't you like me? I like you. Don't you want to be on my bestest friends list? I'll send you some candy or something.

I have this weird feeling where I have a whole lot of pent-up energy, and all I want to do right now is run into a wall. I've done that before and it really makes me feel better. Spinning around in circles, running into walls, lying on the kitchen floor and the grass seem to really do the trick for me. No, I'm not trying to be funny. Zoloft makes you do some cwazy tings! I also tried to take a bite out of the couch and Mother threw a can of baked beans or something at me.

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[06 Jul 2005|02:50pm]
[ mood | giddy ]

I've developed a psychological fear of the internet.
That's one of the reasons I'm not here much.
I usually get physically sick when getting on the internet.
Isn't that great?

Toys "R" Us usually cures that though.
Toys "R" Us is my heaven.
If Toys "R" Us was a man, it would be my god.
(My goddess if a woman.)

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Chicago News! [24 Jun 2005|03:04pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]

I freaking hate Chicago so much.
I'll spare you the details, but if you're thinking about coming here to visit, don't bother. Well, you could visit, but don't live here. That's when things start to piss you off. The mayor's a giant retarded douche bag, the city is really segregated, etc, and everybody knows about the crappy weather. The heat index is over 102 degrees today. It's as hot as freaking Phoenix here! I hope this city burn to the ground again. That would rock. I'm moving to one of the coasts so I can always be near water...clean water...water that isn't full of syringes and dog crap. A place where the beaches aren't closed every two hours for being damn near radioactive. Some may say I exaggerate, but I do not. Chicago's a pretty city...some of it...the places where the rich people/the mayor's friends live, but the rest of it is little more than crap.

The Gay Pride Parade is on Sunday, but I won't be going again. Too goddamn hot!
(I'm not gay, I just want to go!...Really I'm not though. Everybody just thinks I am.)

There's some other stuff I wanted to talk about, but the heat makes me forget/not care.

On a slightly happier note, I had this cool dream about onsenmark. Well, it was cool to me. I gotta tell you about it man! And to the rest of you, don't worry, you'll eventually work your way into my dreams...and I into yours....

Ahahaha.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I leave you with some of the lyrics to my favorite gay pride songs:

Get up on that float (x3)
And show your penis to the world


GET UP ON THAT FLOAT!

(For the last time, I'm not gay! I just think that girls are pretty is all...)

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[18 Jun 2005|02:56pm]
[ mood | cold ]

I genuinely have nothing to say. Oh well. Maybe later.

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I-U-D, S-I-S, Stay in School, 'Cause It's the Best... [11 Jun 2005|12:18pm]
[ mood | blah ]

When I first heard this song on Lost In Translation a while back, I couldn't get it out of my head, and that got on my nerves....so I bought the CD! Now I wuv the song! I do stripteases and perform fellatio on popsicles while listening to it...for some reason...

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[11 Jun 2005|11:17am]
[ mood | crushed ]

Whatever. Fuck it. And fuck you too.

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[27 May 2005|08:36pm]
[ mood | bored ]

Yep...everything will be back to normal come June 11th....good ol' June 11th. Enough about June 11th! What's so freaking great about June 11th?

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[14 May 2005|12:18pm]
[ mood | calm ]

I got some more Zoloft from the doctor two days ago, so I've calmed down a bit, can sleep a little, and feel a bit better. I'd just like to thank everyone who sent me some kind words. Thank you a billion times over because you seriously made me feel better and I love you and you are all my bestest friends. Thank you. I'm so high on drugs right now! It's wonderful! I'm still extremely sad, but it's nice to have a bit of the weight lifted.

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[06 May 2005|07:33pm]
[ mood | uncomfortable ]

Why do I always feel like my feelings are "ugly and wrong". I feel as though I was being melodramatic in the last post and that people are going to hate me for it. Paul didn't even really like me towards the end, so maybe I should just be quiet and try to move on. I need to post something really retarded the way I usually do to balance things out.

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[11 Oct 2004|08:21pm]
[ mood | lethargic ]

Why I took everyone off my friends list is a long story that no one cares about, but I couldn't be mean any longer, so I'm putting everyone who left me on theirs back. (Although many of them are abandoned journals anyways.) I'm still not gonna update this motherfucker again. Not until June 11, 2005 at least.

I'm going to freeze myself. I'll see you in the future when dogs talk and cars fly!

[To my caretaker: Please change my trousers as fashion sees fit.]

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Fast Times At Turner-Drew Language Academy [11 Jun 2004|10:17am]
[ mood | nostalgic ]

I remember the day in elementary school that we learned about the Shiites. Everyones favorite thing to say for the day was, "I Shiited my pants." Ah, the memories.

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Jennifer's Day Night Out [11 Jun 2004|10:08am]
[ mood | optimistic ]

Stephen and I spent a wild night out on the town yesterday. If you're ever bored, hang out with us. We haven't got a penny to our names (yet), but we know how to have fun. We kept giving each other high fives the whole time. We're totally bad. (No, really, we are!)

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"But Mr. Krabs, he..was..number...one!" [08 Jun 2004|12:10pm]
[ mood | hot ]

I've got a new kitty friend. Mother won't let him in the house, but I'm trying to take care of him until we take him to a good shelter. His name is Smitty Werbinmanjenson (I spell it my own way), like the guy who was #1 on SpongeBob. He is now a part of my army of cats, until he's shipped out for training...or something.

30 Second Poetry Corner
I will leave your food bowl
Under the back porch
Because it's ass-out hot today.

Todays meal will be made in the shade.


I have spoken. All depart.

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